Goldie has officially been booked—and apparently she has been busy.
This funny vintage-style mugshot shirt features an extremely unhappy blonde named Goldie alongside her growing list of charges, including breaking and entering, theft, resisting arrest, destruction of property, and aggravated menacing.
With its distressed retro artwork and absurdly serious rap-sheet presentation, this graphic tee is perfect for sarcastic blondes, family troublemakers, women with attitude, true-crime humor fans, and anyone whose innocent face does not match their record.
A hilarious birthday gift, girls’ trip shirt, conversation starter, or everyday tee for the Goldie in your life.
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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Part of the FairyTaleLand P.D. Rap Sheet Collection. Goldie, Jack, Little Red, the Troll, and the Three Little Pigs have all been booked. Explore the full collection of twisted fairy-tale mugshots, suspect tees, and the FairyTaleLand P.D. Most Wanted poster in our shop.
